Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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Like cribbage got pegs
Men have no defenses
When she blogs about her menses
(Because she's Katie)
That's right! That's right!
(Undoubtedly Katie)
You know, you know it!
Happy one year anniversary.
I ve been on the air for a couple of years, and all i got was lousy stock from some internet start up company called google.
I think we all know how worthless internet stco is since the dotcom bubble burst.
our vags are insynch i'm sure.x
:)
thanks for the good wishes, sweet meat.
I was thinking of the "Patty Duke Show Theme," but it could be "The Loves & Lives of Dobie Gillis" or any of those insipid old thmes that need a hip-hop update.