movie meme


shalom... wp tagged me for a movie meme, which I will be doing. click on over to wp's and lewch's meems. good reads. I will be posting my meemish shortly, but you know how much I love an advanced tag. I did include one additional question. indulge cuntsteinowitz, will ya?!

1. Popcorn or candy?
2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.
3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?
4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe.
5. Your favorite film franchise is....
6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?
7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days.
9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?
10. Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy" and "drama") is....
11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
12. Bonnie or Clyde?
13. Who am I tagging to answer this survey?
14. If Jesus were to submit a synopsis of a documentary about life in America since 9/11, what would his pov be? ::: not a joke question. I'm really curious.

tagging people I think would be interested. if I missed you, please do not, not, not take it personally. the guilt will kill me. anyone else who wants to do it, please do it! would love to read it.

crionaberry
big mouth
honey in a handbag
mullet boy
third dimension boy
jew laughter
self help
stanley
al sensu

Comments

Al Sensu said…
Damn you, Schwartz, you're making me think!
8:19 PM
Mister Mxyzptlk said…
Katie, you never remember what dimension I'm from, so the other guy on my blog had to do it. He did and it's lame-o.
8:50 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
You get the craziest jpegs...cray-zee...
12:10 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
fuckin-a, sensu! your was great. I loved it!
2:12 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
hahahahhahahahahha. mister-mister. it's not lame-o! I liked it. you have to do yours too. do it! do it now! please.
2:13 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
wp, I've become ocd in the image department.
2:13 AM
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