I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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BUT It is a failure of that someone, not you. Just because you did not matter to that someone does not mean that you do not matter to someone else.
You matter big time to me girlfriend.
And don't fucking forget it!
JDC
She done boll weevil-ed into my heart right quick.
Jewgirl is a cunt!
That is the journey that is life. Personally, I embrace it. The connections and rejections are equal yet different, in how they form and make us who we are.
I admire the courage to take the chance, risk the hurt, especially when knowing it could be painful and "been there before".
If you hurt it is because you care and that is precious. That is golden. Offer yourself the admiration and complement of someone who genuinely cares. For those of us that do, we know that is a beautiful complement.
The New York Accent is so hot!