And The Winner of the September McCunt Essay Contest Is


The country is going to hell in a bushbag. We're all too stressed out to breathe and too busy not to. In the midst of all of this turmoil, we gotta have a little fun... news?!?! Sure, the debates tomorrow will be a scream and probably draw more viewers than the Superbowl.

I am VERY proud to announce the winner of the September McCunt Essay Contest.... Drumroll, please.... FRANNYLICIOUS!

CONGRATULATIONS, BUBBIE!! MAZEL TOV!! YAHOO!! YOU HAVE WON A DOZEN BOJAMACAKES BY the DIVINE Ms. JINTRINSIQUE, Pastry Chef, arteest and kick ass dame.

This was a damn close race, I mean realllllllllllllllly close. If this were the presidential election, we'd be shvitsing like dawgs, pulling our hair out and panicking.

I wish I could send Bojamacakes to everyone who took the time to contribute their brilliant, hilarious prose. You are all winners and divine peeps I adore, and am grateful to know. A million thank you's to JDC, ZipGirl, TravelingManRick and Frannygirl.

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Mister Mister's inappropriately funny essay is the first one posted for the October McCunt essay contest. Be sure to cast your vote in comments, please. Loving...

Comments

jin said…
Cuntgratulations Fran!!!
12 bojamacakes for you and um... 12 for me! I mean I have to test them to be sure they are worthy of your greatness... yeah... yeah that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Fran said…
OMG!!! My husband is very excited that we will be getting cuntcakes!!!!


Thank you thank you thank you cuntabulous, cuntilicious, cuntastic cuntblogvoters!!!
Katie Schwartz said…
Jin, thank you so much for sharing your pastry goddessness with us for this cuntalicious contest.
Katie Schwartz said…
Frannygirl, love all of the cunterations. There is no stopping you now, you're on cuntfuego.

YAY! GO FRANNYGIRL, GO!!
Cormac Brown said…
Yea, Fran! A big congrats!
Randal Graves said…
Fran rules. And if you don't think so, she'll fuck your shit up and call you a cunt.

Hey man, blogroll me already. If you don't, I'll never say cunt again, and can you live with that in your skull?
Anonymous said…
Fran, really cunty girls share the cuntcakes they win with their girlfriends. Oh, wait. Lesbians do that. Okay, you can be the winner of this cuntest AND be a Lesbian just like me when you grow up if you are brave and strong and smart AND if you share your cuntcakes with your girlfriends.

Please?

TELP
Katie Schwartz said…
Randal Graves, I cunt believe we aren't linkdating yet. Consider yourself rolled.

I agree, Fran rules!
Katie Schwartz said…
Cormac, you're the best! Always rooting for everyone, such a mensch.
Anonymous said…
Great job Fran... Congrats! Psst... when you're sharing the Bojamacakes, just remember, I voted for ya!
Anonymous said…
Any new cunt?
Joe said…
Well done!
Anonymous said…
congratulations.
:/

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