Monday, September 01, 2008

McMunt's Idea of Health Care Reform

During my silly little drive on the way to lunch today, I tuned into the ever fabulous NPR to listen in on the latest in the land of liberalism hoping to get informed in a Martha Stewarty kind of way. You know, like when you get more information than the human brain can process, but some crazy OCD freak can spit out as easily as Hillzilla breathing fire down Obama's backside.

Okay, it seems that
McMunt has this little health care plan for America that NO one is talking about, especially those crazy PUMA cunts who are still blathering about "She Won, She Won!" Cry. Me. A. Rivvah. please! Well my dears it seems that the plan is pretty stupid, go figure.

Highlights for the uninformed:

McMunt would change the "Tax Free" status of health coverage provided by employers and replace it with tax credits up to $2500 for individuals and $5000 for families. What does this mean? Well it means if your employer provides you with insurance you are now going to have to pay taxes on the premiums that your employer provides. I don't know about you other folks out there but if I have to pay taxes on it that is going to reduce my income.

According to the article I read on NPR the average family plan costs $13,000 per year. So even if I get a $5k tax credit how will that make up the difference? Maybe I should ask that cunt Cindy McCain to adopt me so that she can buy me a cuntominium in the McCuntolishious neighborhood that they live in.

Either we can WAKE UP and start doing something or we are all going to be sitting around a year from now wishing to hell like we had not acted like a bunch of stupid munts/cunts and had actually done something worthwhile in this election. Now is the time to get up off your ass and do something dammit!

Glossary

(1) Martha Stewarty- When one relays information to the listener, reader or viewer in such a way as to imply that they are superior to them. They know more than God.
(2) Hillzilla- Stating the obvious, a cross between Hillary and Godzilla.
(3) Munt- A male version of the word for cunt.
(4) Cuntominium- Where all the fabulously wealthy cunts live.
(5) McCuntolishious- That fabulousness that is all Cindy McCunt and her bizzilion houses.

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BIO: I am just a well hung gay man with really big nads who enjoys travel, politics and a really good laugh. Having turned 40 this year, I have realized that there is a great deal of crap that I put up with when I was younger that now I refuse to tolerate. I also realize that the world is much more important than a washboard stomach, what kind of car I drive and how much money I make. As much as I love other gay men, sometimes I have found them to be pretty shallow. If I ask a guy "Who is the speaker of the house?" and the response is "Um I don't know but did you see Britney at the VMA's?" then we are not going to have anything to talk about. I hope you love my cuntalicious little essay!

Now, what should you do? Voting commences today and ends on Monday, September 8th. Leave your votes in the comments section. The more votes Rick gets, the greater his chances of winning a dozen Jintrinsique Bojamacakes.

Vote, children, vote, vote.

17 comments:

travelingman said...

Vote for me! Vote for me! I need those Bojamacakes badly. Thanks for posting my little ditty Katie.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey fuck all this shit- get on the Bristol is preggers story.

Katie Schwartz said...

I love your ditty, Rick. I am honored to host your words.

I'm casting my vote!

Katie Schwartz said...

Hey Zipdrive, you need to vote, child. Come on now.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey, I entered the cuntest, you think I'm voting for not-zipdrive?

FranIAm said...

My own cunt is quivering after reading about cuntimoniums and so forth.

I want some cupcakes myself and I want Karen to have some too, but holy fucking cuntimania - this has me in a cunt-state!

Tengrain said...

I have it on good authority that a male's cunt is a "boogina"

Regards,

Tengrain

Proud2bHumble said...

You munt a serious challenge with your well hung essay, TRick...cunt this as one vote for the muntman.

;-}

Doreen Orion said...

A truly cuntiferous post. You have my vote!

Coaster Punchman said...

I think from now I'm randomly going to say "as that cunt Cindy McCain says...."

Thanks Katie!

Katie Schwartz said...

Yay Proud2BHumble! You rock, child.

Katie Schwartz said...

Doreen, yer a dawwwwl. love "Cuntiferous". Ha.

Katie Schwartz said...

CP: that is perfect. If you can find a way to drop that into every conversation, especially randomly, do you know how funny that would be?! hahahaha.

Proud2bHumble said...

Yes, I rock hard for contardianfucknuts. I all tingly. I go now.

;-}

Distributorcap said...

where do i vote -- i seem to have been disenfranchised

Katie Schwartz said...

Tengrain, I heard that, too! What show was it? Something on LOGO. I thought it was hilarsquared.

Katie Schwartz said...

Dcap.... wise ass. Ha.

 

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