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Comments

Unknown said…
that list is too hilarious - and what's with the dimitri one??? so weird dude.
4:12 PM
Mountjoy said…
"loan & flange"?????

Now THAT's where I want to bank.
7:36 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
crionaberry, isn't the dimitri one the strangest search you've ever seen? girl, I so don't get it.
8:11 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mount joy, YOU ARE FUCKIN SICK FUNNY!!!!
8:12 PM
Ms Smack said…
haaaaaa hahaha Mountjoy. You're so nasty!! I love it!

I confess I came here looking for pussy grooming techniques. That was me. I knew that you'd have a minge that was well-kept and pristine.
2:54 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Good gravy, that's a list that would make Larry Flynt do a double-take.
3:55 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
miss smack, let's face it, there isn't a dame in town who can hold a candle to sweet honey's gorgeous beav and you know it!
3:32 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
good gravy? wp, are you forlorn about the recent death of jane wyatt, father knows best mama?
3:37 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"good gravy? wp, are you forlorn about the recent death of jane wyatt, father knows best mama?"

Gosh, no. Outside of a couple of scenes, I've never watched into "Father Knows Incest." I bailed out even during my pre-teen years, because he called his own daughter "kitten." I didn't know why that would creep my out back then, but it certainly doesn't sit well with me now.

Didn't Wyatt sell Minute Maid?
6:47 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
wp, I'm rolling. howling. you are so funny.

for me, it was mister rogers. when I first watched him, I remember thinking, talk about diary of inapropriate relations with children! he was the epitome of molesteree.

creepy squared.
10:13 PM
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