Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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I mean really. Yeah, Sarkozy just calls you up & chats about aerial gunning wolves together.
SHEEEEEEEEESH.
What a Dumb Fucking Cunt.
(I can say that here, right?)
Palin is an exercise in fucktardaree squared.
I loved when he said that his wife was jealous he was speaking to her and her response was, "Just give her a big ol' hug for me."
Use her fucking same memorized pat answers even though they didn't apply to the questions. AND giggled at inappropriate times, just like when that radio station excoriated Lyda Green (a rival in Alaska) and called her "a cancer" and La Palin laughed... she's an idiot, and doesn't know anyting about thinking on her feet. She has not ONE iota of savvy.
Just like the shrub. Oh MY! Let's (not) hear it for the intellectually incurious, who luck out for some insane reason to the national stage.
People: Can we find a way to stem this? Really, how does it keep happening?
ENough idiots already. Sheeeesh.
SOrry: In rant mode tonight. High stakes + close election & all....
Palin can't think on her feet. Her canned answers don't work. Why do people still think this cunt is some kind of fucking role model? She's incredibly and painfully stupid. Some of Palin's cringe worthy remarks have left me feeling almost sorry for her. Of course I don't because she's Sarah Palin. Enough said.
You're right-- she is the shrub.
only one day left to go.
Don't let me down now!
I promise, I will only raise taxes for those who vote against me.
I will win our wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.
I will bring God's Word into the schools again.
I will bring back the good old days when every American knew where his place was including the African-Americans and Native-Americans.
I will do what you want.
Just don't vote for those self-pleased Dems!
Vote for me!
Give me tomorrow and a second term then Sarah Palin can take over in 2016.
Sorry, dude. No way.