Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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I mean really. Yeah, Sarkozy just calls you up & chats about aerial gunning wolves together.
SHEEEEEEEEESH.
What a Dumb Fucking Cunt.
(I can say that here, right?)
Palin is an exercise in fucktardaree squared.
I loved when he said that his wife was jealous he was speaking to her and her response was, "Just give her a big ol' hug for me."
Use her fucking same memorized pat answers even though they didn't apply to the questions. AND giggled at inappropriate times, just like when that radio station excoriated Lyda Green (a rival in Alaska) and called her "a cancer" and La Palin laughed... she's an idiot, and doesn't know anyting about thinking on her feet. She has not ONE iota of savvy.
Just like the shrub. Oh MY! Let's (not) hear it for the intellectually incurious, who luck out for some insane reason to the national stage.
People: Can we find a way to stem this? Really, how does it keep happening?
ENough idiots already. Sheeeesh.
SOrry: In rant mode tonight. High stakes + close election & all....
Palin can't think on her feet. Her canned answers don't work. Why do people still think this cunt is some kind of fucking role model? She's incredibly and painfully stupid. Some of Palin's cringe worthy remarks have left me feeling almost sorry for her. Of course I don't because she's Sarah Palin. Enough said.
You're right-- she is the shrub.
only one day left to go.
Don't let me down now!
I promise, I will only raise taxes for those who vote against me.
I will win our wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.
I will bring God's Word into the schools again.
I will bring back the good old days when every American knew where his place was including the African-Americans and Native-Americans.
I will do what you want.
Just don't vote for those self-pleased Dems!
Vote for me!
Give me tomorrow and a second term then Sarah Palin can take over in 2016.
Sorry, dude. No way.