Sunday, November 02, 2008

Adventures in Repubtardism

Courtesy of the great Randal Graves, PALIN PUNKED! Prank Call with Fake French President Sarkozy.

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Unknown said...

Oh. My. GAWD she is SO fucking stoopid.

I mean really. Yeah, Sarkozy just calls you up & chats about aerial gunning wolves together.


Cormac Brown said...

On a serious note, this is the person that is one heartbeat away? She's gonna have the launch codes? She is going lead us out of the worst economic downturn since 1929?

Anonymous said...

Lord. She doesn't have a clue that she doesn't have a clue.

s. douglas said...

I'm so glad I can say this here-

What a Dumb Fucking Cunt.

(I can say that here, right?)

Katie Schwartz said...

HW, how do you like how she tried to extricate herself from the conversation? She garbled her kvetching a bit and passed it to an assistant who hung up on them.

Palin is an exercise in fucktardaree squared.

Katie Schwartz said...

Oh, Cormac, I know. She scares the living shit out of me.

I loved when he said that his wife was jealous he was speaking to her and her response was, "Just give her a big ol' hug for me."

Katie Schwartz said...

Ha, DCup. Well said.

Katie Schwartz said...

Fairlane, welcome to cuntville.

Unknown said...

OK, Katie, here's what I got: She was either in the know, or didn't know (my guess) that Sarkozy was on the line. What did she do?

Use her fucking same memorized pat answers even though they didn't apply to the questions. AND giggled at inappropriate times, just like when that radio station excoriated Lyda Green (a rival in Alaska) and called her "a cancer" and La Palin laughed... she's an idiot, and doesn't know anyting about thinking on her feet. She has not ONE iota of savvy.

Just like the shrub. Oh MY! Let's (not) hear it for the intellectually incurious, who luck out for some insane reason to the national stage.

People: Can we find a way to stem this? Really, how does it keep happening?

ENough idiots already. Sheeeesh.

SOrry: In rant mode tonight. High stakes + close election & all....

Katie Schwartz said...

HELEN, RANT AWAY! I love your rants. You always make perfect sense and I consistently agree with you.

Palin can't think on her feet. Her canned answers don't work. Why do people still think this cunt is some kind of fucking role model? She's incredibly and painfully stupid. Some of Palin's cringe worthy remarks have left me feeling almost sorry for her. Of course I don't because she's Sarah Palin. Enough said.

You're right-- she is the shrub.

Anonymous said...

My dear fellow Americans,

only one day left to go.
Don't let me down now!
I promise, I will only raise taxes for those who vote against me.
I will win our wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.
I will bring God's Word into the schools again.
I will bring back the good old days when every American knew where his place was including the African-Americans and Native-Americans.
I will do what you want.
Just don't vote for those self-pleased Dems!
Vote for me!

Give me tomorrow and a second term then Sarah Palin can take over in 2016.

Unknown said...

John McCain:

Sorry, dude. No way.


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