I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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I mean really. Yeah, Sarkozy just calls you up & chats about aerial gunning wolves together.
SHEEEEEEEEESH.
What a Dumb Fucking Cunt.
(I can say that here, right?)
Palin is an exercise in fucktardaree squared.
I loved when he said that his wife was jealous he was speaking to her and her response was, "Just give her a big ol' hug for me."
Use her fucking same memorized pat answers even though they didn't apply to the questions. AND giggled at inappropriate times, just like when that radio station excoriated Lyda Green (a rival in Alaska) and called her "a cancer" and La Palin laughed... she's an idiot, and doesn't know anyting about thinking on her feet. She has not ONE iota of savvy.
Just like the shrub. Oh MY! Let's (not) hear it for the intellectually incurious, who luck out for some insane reason to the national stage.
People: Can we find a way to stem this? Really, how does it keep happening?
ENough idiots already. Sheeeesh.
SOrry: In rant mode tonight. High stakes + close election & all....
Palin can't think on her feet. Her canned answers don't work. Why do people still think this cunt is some kind of fucking role model? She's incredibly and painfully stupid. Some of Palin's cringe worthy remarks have left me feeling almost sorry for her. Of course I don't because she's Sarah Palin. Enough said.
You're right-- she is the shrub.
only one day left to go.
Don't let me down now!
I promise, I will only raise taxes for those who vote against me.
I will win our wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.
I will bring God's Word into the schools again.
I will bring back the good old days when every American knew where his place was including the African-Americans and Native-Americans.
I will do what you want.
Just don't vote for those self-pleased Dems!
Vote for me!
Give me tomorrow and a second term then Sarah Palin can take over in 2016.
Sorry, dude. No way.