still nothing


the first true american drag queen, judy garland. and what is she hawking? pan-cake make-up. if that isn't the bees knees, I don't know what is.



I would pay someone to sleep right now. actual dollars.



if I thought throwing my head against a wall would help, I'd do that, too.



I need sleep drugs. nah. I already have guilt, shame and neurosis. I don't really need another monkey on my back. though, it could be festive.



it urks me when people don't email me back. I e-stalked one of my girlie friends back home a month ago and she hasn't e-stalked me back. maybe she's breaking up with me. after 25 years of friendship, I would expect more. oops, there I go with expectations. schwartzy, you know better than that. it's true. I do.



for the love. please let me sleeeeeeep.

Comments

Cup said…
I've always heard that Ms. Garland had a clit so big, it looked like a wee penis.

I have insomnia a lot myself; I'll look for you when I'm lurking late at night.
7:38 AM
Buzz Stephens said…
Speaking of Judy Garland, there is an exciting new group on Yahoo called The Judy Garland Experience that everybody should check out. The group features lively discussions, rare photo's, and the most amazing music files anywhere! This week they are featuring both of Judy's appearances from the Merv Griffin Show circa 1968. Hear her singing and talking with Margaret Hamilton, Rex Reed, The Ohio Express, Totie Fields, Marty Brill, Moms Mabley, Van Johnson, Arthur Treacher, and others.
Judy is pure magic on these shows. The group also has audio files of her first concert at The Palladium in 1951, as well as both her songs from Valley Of The Dolls, taped phone conversations, interviews, radio spots, and more! The group membership includes Garland family members, authors, people who have made movies about Judy, other celebrities, and fans of all levels.
Truly, the most eclectic membership of any of the Garland groups or clubs. The only thing missing is you! Please stop by our little Judyville, once you visit you may never want to leave!
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/thejudygarlandexperience/
8:00 AM
Evil Spock said…
If you can't get ahold of your e-prey, feel free to e-stalk on Evil Spock's blog.

You never visit!
9:20 AM
Anonymous said…
For fuck's sake!
Judy OD'd on the crapper!
Except for her 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' her daughter surpasses her in every way.

Life is a Cabaret Old Chum!

Sleep will come if and only if you profess your undying love for me.
And admit to yourself that you actually find George W 'hawt'
10:06 AM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
As a fellow sometime insomnia sufferer, I feel your pain sistah.
2:56 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
You got Judy Garland spammed? You are SO lucky!

R.S., I respectfully beg to differ. Liza may be great, but Judy had a spark of the divine. Did you miss her "Man that Got Away" number? How about any of her numbers in "I Could Go on Singing?" You speak blasphemy!
8:42 AM
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