the tallest shims

I feel like they're virgins. someone should introduce them so they can shtup before they peel. is that insensitive or nurturing?

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Anonymous said…
Imagine them in a 69: each one would have a head at the opposite end of the bed, and there would still be 6ft of legs poking out either end...
7:33 PM
Al Sensu said…
probably have very skinny 14 inchers. Y'know, "pencil dick the bug fucker" stuff.
7:50 PM
Anonymous said…
Didn't the one on the right save a whale or something?

What's with that fucking ugly sweater? Gads.
9:04 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
they look so oyska ahj (like people in a bit of pain) that I can't even imagine how they could shtup without doing serious physical damage.
11:08 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
sensu, I imagine she enjoys a very robust bush. you?
11:08 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
doc, you're killin me... a dolphin. hahahaha.

the sweaters are definitely rough on the eyes. moo-moos would be worse, no?
11:09 PM
Al Sensu said…
I had it all wrong... thought they were both guys. I hope she was a full bush. Hair is there to obscure the ugly parts.
8:17 PM
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