Wednesday, January 10, 2007

you know you have issues when...

in the hopes of being a good diet soldier and having a clean eating day, you log onto food websites and place mock orders of everything you want to eat. you never submit the order of course because that's just evil. but, the idea of the food coming makes you salivate almost enough not to place the order.

I am so wrong on several if not all levels.

sigh.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm right in there with you, sister!

I like to go into the how many calories do you burn calculators and put in info - I usually add five pounds to my weight so that the calculation burns more calories.

When I'm done, I rise from my computer, pat the elliptical lovingly and promise to get back to it "later." Later never comes for exercise, but it's always there for ice cream!

Bubs said...

That is an awesome pinup pic you got there Katie. Perfect. Ya can't trust those skinny types, they're too narcisisstic

katie schwartz said...

dcup, when I smoked, I used to (god, this is so shameful), glued an ashtray to my home elliptical.

I KNOW, IT'S SHAMEFUL and quite disgusting.

katie schwartz said...

fuckin-a, bubs!

hey, how did you get that nickname? are you a jewey jew?

Al Sensu said...

It's like masturbating... not the real thing but somehow satisfying enough for now.

Dale said...

The other day I got on the treadmill and looked at the pictures in a cookbook. I wish I was joking but I'm too retarded to be joking.

 

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