Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
if I'm going to freak out about whacking my dog at the vet's, of course I'm going to find more top 10's to obsess and freak out over. why? so I can share them ... with YOU.
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It's like visiting the kitchen in your fave restaurant . . .
Oh, and how the hell am I supposed to keep up with your blog, if you're going to multi-post like this?
I hope Louie is doing okay.
here's my question, you maintain third person speak on your delicious blog. why won't you do the same on mine?!
I WANT THIRD PERSON EVIL SPOCK, DAMMIT.
louie jew is spectacular. he had surgery 6-7 months ago. but, when I saw those LOVELY top 10's, I couldn't stop. there was no turning back. I just read the titles and intro paragraphs and promptly had a full scale, irrational panic attack.
And I'm glad to see that third person evil spock is here. Isn't his blog a scream? I'm trying to remember if there were any Evil Spocks in Bloomington when I lived there - evil sorority girls, yes. Evil Spocks - don't think so.
I'm waiting.
P.S. Louie is back out there, right? Those kids in burning buildings and cars are waiting to be saved.
hey, if bush can do it, why can't louie?!