10 more things to lose sleep over

if I'm going to freak out about whacking my dog at the vet's, of course I'm going to find more top 10's to obsess and freak out over. why? so I can share them ... with YOU.
10 things you need to know about your dentist. talk about a mercury buzz kill.
10 things you need to know about hospitals. like july's a real murder. death. kill month.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I'm not reading those, just so I can find out what's messed up.

It's like visiting the kitchen in your fave restaurant . . .

Oh, and how the hell am I supposed to keep up with your blog, if you're going to multi-post like this?
9:30 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm with Evil Spock. I can't read those things or my teeth will rot and I'll have The Honey doing my hystericalrectomy on the kitchen table with butter knife and turkey baster.

I hope Louie is doing okay.
7:37 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
multi-post? you're so funny, evil spock.

here's my question, you maintain third person speak on your delicious blog. why won't you do the same on mine?!

I WANT THIRD PERSON EVIL SPOCK, DAMMIT.
11:02 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
dcup, that's one hell of a visual! you crack me up, girlie.

louie jew is spectacular. he had surgery 6-7 months ago. but, when I saw those LOVELY top 10's, I couldn't stop. there was no turning back. I just read the titles and intro paragraphs and promptly had a full scale, irrational panic attack.
11:03 PM
Anonymous said…
Evil Spock will comply, if only to keep Evil Spock's honorary Jew status . . .
6:19 AM
Anonymous said…
Thank goodness for Louie's recovery. I thought I might have something else to worry about.

And I'm glad to see that third person evil spock is here. Isn't his blog a scream? I'm trying to remember if there were any Evil Spocks in Bloomington when I lived there - evil sorority girls, yes. Evil Spocks - don't think so.
2:46 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
What about 10 things you need to know about your Katie?....

















I'm waiting.

P.S. Louie is back out there, right? Those kids in burning buildings and cars are waiting to be saved.
11:58 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
WP!!!!!!!! online bff, I am grooming him for the presidency at this juncture.

hey, if bush can do it, why can't louie?!
4:22 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
I tried to post on this yesterday, thanking you for giving me more reasons to be paranoid.
9:30 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Hey, Louie is smarter and I'm sure he wouldn't let the language barrier keep him back. He'd pee on the Shrub's leg during the transfer of the Oval Office.
4:35 AM
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