Wednesday, January 10, 2007

the tallest shims

I feel like they're virgins. someone should introduce them so they can shtup before they peel. is that insensitive or nurturing?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Imagine them in a 69: each one would have a head at the opposite end of the bed, and there would still be 6ft of legs poking out either end...

Al Sensu said...

probably have very skinny 14 inchers. Y'know, "pencil dick the bug fucker" stuff.

doc said...

Didn't the one on the right save a whale or something?

What's with that fucking ugly sweater? Gads.

katie schwartz said...

they look so oyska ahj (like people in a bit of pain) that I can't even imagine how they could shtup without doing serious physical damage.

katie schwartz said...

sensu, I imagine she enjoys a very robust bush. you?

katie schwartz said...

doc, you're killin me... a dolphin. hahahaha.

the sweaters are definitely rough on the eyes. moo-moos would be worse, no?

Al Sensu said...

I had it all wrong... thought they were both guys. I hope she was a full bush. Hair is there to obscure the ugly parts.

 

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