my cuntzins live in louisville. at present, and for the first time ever, I am fatter than they are. if you've truly got weight ahj, you know how we roll... I can't darken louisville's doorstep until I am thinner!
I can't believe you're using the old "My thinner cousins live in Louisville" excuse.
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it looks smelly down there.... yikes that has gotta be uncomfortable. My last boss, we called her camel toes cuz her pants were always riding kinda high, how does one not feel that????
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here are the types of sex I am available for:
1: dick sorbet (courtesy of an old friend, jm), friends that fuck.
2: relationship dick
3: monogamous dick sans rings.
I have something big planned for you. I read your post :)
xo
kjew
my cuntzins live in louisville. at present, and for the first time ever, I am fatter than they are. if you've truly got weight ahj, you know how we roll... I can't darken louisville's doorstep until I am thinner!
ummm thanks for my link!! freak and whore??????