the undead

you can call me a cunt all you want. you can. there are some people who will always be the forever undead. like, mickey rooney. he still has a pulse, and apparently an official website, too.

john wayne. sonny bono. buddy hackett. john denver. oh, wait. he hasn't peeled yet, right? raul julia. anne bancroft - goddess -

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Dale said…
Stinky Rooney, I hate him. Is that Jayne Mansfield? I always expect Mariska Hargitay or whatever her name is to thank her Mama's head when she's getting an award.
2:55 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
omg... that is SO FUCKIN FUNNY! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
3:09 PM
Dale said…
I just know my mama's head is floating around me tonight and smiling and dripping blood on me. Mama? :-)
5:15 AM
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