happy birthday!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLEO!!!!
monday is nicoleo's b-day.
skip on over to verbs and wish her a very happy birthday!
it's going to be a tits year for her! the breast ever!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
jewgirl

Comments

yournamehere said…
My birthday is Sunday (for real, not joking). In lieu of cake, just send me a picture of your boobs covered in frosting.
9:16 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
you'd forego a blowjob for a creamy tit shot?
12:30 PM
yournamehere said…
Of course not. But it's hard to send a blowjob via email.
3:25 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
but not fedex, mulletboy ;)
6:36 PM
Anonymous said…
They have great cakes, www,cakes3.com
4:55 AM
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