Sunday, September 17, 2006

Man Jailed for 11 Years in Bizarre Divorce Saga
MEDIA, Pennsylvania (Sept. 16)

Barbara Jean Crowther Chadwick is now Bobbie Applegate - she made up the last name. in past interviews, she has described a home life controlled intensely by her husband, with rationed toilet paper (six sheets per bathroom visit) and sex (7:30 a.m., Tuesdays and Thursdays).

she should be grateful. he gave her six squares per visit. if she can contain her anal explosions to once a day, she can use up 90% of that day's squares and ration the other squares for peeing. what is so complicated here, people?!

he also didn't withhold the cock. he was putting out twice a week. I'm not sure if this accounts for foreplay, but I assume that if it doesn't, he'd be willing to compromise and allocate a good 15 minutes towards it.

it's all about negotiation, applegate. ps: does she thinks she bears a striking resemblance to c-app?

and, what is with that tattoo? could it be any rougher on the eyes?!

let go. move it along, people.

I'm done blogging today. I have that much to do and I'm putzin' around wayyy too much.

2 comments:

Writeprocrastinator said...

I don't know about her looking like Christina Applegate from the neck up, but she looks like Bernadette Peters from the neck down.

Six sheets? She should've drove a chef's knife between his shoulder blades just for that one, bastard. Not to mention the health and sanitary concerns, because you know that he didn't do any cooking either and there's only so much that soap & water can do under those circumstances.

katie schwartz said...

wp, I know! isn't he a disgusting, vile sub-human being?! must be a commie, pinko, red, republican!

bernadette peters... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

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