Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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There is no perfect family in America.
DON'T VOTE for that BLACK OBAMA.
Anyway, the majority of Americans will never tell you that they won't vote for Obama until they can give a secret vote on tuesday.
They will vote for me.
You'll see.
How very unAmerican of you. Michelle Bachmann just fired off a memo to some media organization to investigate you!
Grazie, RM.
The McCunts hate each other. You just know that WHEN John loses the election, Cindy's ditching the bitch.