Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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But I have not yet heard anyone from any side express any concern about the most dangerous possibility if Governor Palin is elected to national office.
Just throwing kudos to the man who did the amazing work
http://adennak.com/blog/wordpress/?p=92
JDC
I heard that you can hypnotize moose that way. The VP debate was stunning. Palin did a decent job faking about 20% of the questions and didn't even bother answering the other 80%. No matter how cynical I get, it's impossible to keep up.
Everyone of the 70 million people in this country are now dumber for having listened to her. For a Washington "outsider," she sure can be slick when she wants to cover up her views or lack of knowledge on a topic.