Your chart illustrates a real pattern. We laugh because it's funny. We laugh because it's true.
But I have not yet heard anyone from any side express any concern about the most dangerous possibility if Governor Palin is elected to national office.
Where's the loop that shows how she dazzles us with mesmerizing winks, a long series non-sequitur sentence fragments, and shooting little starbursts into Rich Lowry's crouch?
I heard that you can hypnotize moose that way. The VP debate was stunning. Palin did a decent job faking about 20% of the questions and didn't even bother answering the other 80%. No matter how cynical I get, it's impossible to keep up.
Everyone of the 70 million people in this country are now dumber for having listened to her. For a Washington "outsider," she sure can be slick when she wants to cover up her views or lack of knowledge on a topic.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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But I have not yet heard anyone from any side express any concern about the most dangerous possibility if Governor Palin is elected to national office.
Just throwing kudos to the man who did the amazing work
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I heard that you can hypnotize moose that way. The VP debate was stunning. Palin did a decent job faking about 20% of the questions and didn't even bother answering the other 80%. No matter how cynical I get, it's impossible to keep up.
Everyone of the 70 million people in this country are now dumber for having listened to her. For a Washington "outsider," she sure can be slick when she wants to cover up her views or lack of knowledge on a topic.