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Oh that's brilliant!
Did I ever tell you I have one customer whose wedding cake I made twice?! Once for her first marriage and once for her second. I hear she's divorced again. She's a sweetie and has gr8 taste so I assume she just picks jerks like I do! LOL!
When mine is finalized I'm having a huge par-tay & making the grandest of grande "Divorce Cakes". A post at jintrin wil ensue with many a photo & hopefully I shall start a new trend!
A man suggested to me the other day that a "Divorce Cake" should be black as the wedding cakes are white...
jin the cynic replied sweetly:
"Not really. I think the wedding cakes should be black as it's the beginning of the end. The divorce cakes should be white for it signifies a brand new start!"
*snicker*
;-D
Holy crap - I am dying. I have time to read about 3 blogs today, glad I came here first.