Best Wedding Invitation EVAH


I never post e-forwards. I had to post this, though. It was too hilar not to pass along...

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DivaJood said…
that's fucking hilarious.
3:04 PM
Karen Zipdrive said…
How did you get my brother's wedding invitation?
3:18 PM
Jack Steiner said…
That is pretty funny.
3:31 PM
jin said…
LMFAO!!!!
Oh that's brilliant!

Did I ever tell you I have one customer whose wedding cake I made twice?! Once for her first marriage and once for her second. I hear she's divorced again. She's a sweetie and has gr8 taste so I assume she just picks jerks like I do! LOL!

When mine is finalized I'm having a huge par-tay & making the grandest of grande "Divorce Cakes". A post at jintrin wil ensue with many a photo & hopefully I shall start a new trend!

A man suggested to me the other day that a "Divorce Cake" should be black as the wedding cakes are white...
jin the cynic replied sweetly:
"Not really. I think the wedding cakes should be black as it's the beginning of the end. The divorce cakes should be white for it signifies a brand new start!"

*snicker*
;-D
3:49 PM
Randal Graves said…
Wow, do you lie-bruls hate family values.
4:42 PM
Mauigirl said…
ROFLMAO! That is indeed hilarious! Too true for some marriages I'm afraid!
6:48 PM
Eebie said…
Fantastic! It reminds me of your post of the girl who was looking to find a guy that makes at least a 1/2 million because in NYC anything less is hardly middle class.
8:43 PM
Fran said…
Oy gevalt, that is so fucking funny.

Holy crap - I am dying. I have time to read about 3 blogs today, glad I came here first.
4:50 AM
Anonymous said…
You mean that cunt Evah Brauhn?
9:45 AM
Anonymous said…
Classic!
2:20 PM
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