Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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I loved the guy who was dressed in his bicycling get up; the straps of his bike helmet looked like some sports-dude payess or something.
You know me, the catholisha who sees jewness in everything.
We have a chabad here in white bread goyishce suburb of Albany that I live in (I keep forgetting to tell you that I am not in Nyack anymore) - this is truly shaygitz central, except for like 3 reform slacker Jews.
But the chabad is there and they drive around in their 1988 plymouth minivan with a menorah on top like it is ordinary in these parts.
I call them the evangelical jews!