I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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I loved the guy who was dressed in his bicycling get up; the straps of his bike helmet looked like some sports-dude payess or something.
You know me, the catholisha who sees jewness in everything.
We have a chabad here in white bread goyishce suburb of Albany that I live in (I keep forgetting to tell you that I am not in Nyack anymore) - this is truly shaygitz central, except for like 3 reform slacker Jews.
But the chabad is there and they drive around in their 1988 plymouth minivan with a menorah on top like it is ordinary in these parts.
I call them the evangelical jews!