let's hope this one's productive


I have raging insomnia. I was horizontal for two hours and bupkas. I mean bup-kas. I am beyond exhausted. god forbid I fall asleep for 5 mother fucking cock sucking minutes. it's nerves. a busy brain. an overtired body.



I'm shooting for a productive insomniac experience by writing. if I churn out shit, that's just wrong on every level.



some people are such brilliant sleepers, so much so they do it for sport. why can't I be a sleep enthusiast? oh. those same people also wake up like a folgers ad. fuckers.



sleep heeblette, sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.



nope. still not tired.



arghers.

Comments

Cup said…
My longtime could fall asleep the moment his head hit the pillow. Literally. I'd lie in bed and glower at his peaceful sleeping head.

Sometimes I wonder if I have insomnia, or if I just prefer 11 p.m. to 4 a.m. I keep asking my boss for those working hours, but have yet to convince him.
7:40 AM
Anonymous said…
All things must pass.
Try a nice back rub from a not-complete stranger.
8:24 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
Honeykins, if you have insurance and a doctor, ask for some Lunesta. It's magic, non-addictive and safe. I wouldn't use it every single night, but it's great in a pinch. Also, in case you haven't tried every trick in the book: don't eat 2 hours before bed; try a warm bath or shower before bed; get yourself a nice soothing bedtime ritual. (E.g. I take a shower, get into bed with soft lighting and the cats, and read a book. I also scream at George if he comes in to disturb the ritual, but you can skip that part.) :)
8:45 AM
Bacon Lady said…
I can fall asleep no prob, but staying asleep is a whole other story.

I hope you get things figured out with this. I know how I get when I don't get enough sleep, and it's not pretty.
7:05 PM
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