casablanca lillies


I have been buying casablanca lillies every week for forever and a day. it's my favorite flowah evah. I'm so fucking shortbus, I had no idea they were called casablanca lillies until yesterday. news?!



don't forget, my beloved cunting canadians to go to amy's reading tomorrow night in ontario!



Tuesday, July 10th, 7pm
Arcadia Coffee House
(in conjunction with Uppercase Books)
819 Queen Street East
Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario
CANADA

Comments

Cup said…
You don't have to know the real name to enjoy their beauty. I think you should nickname them, call them Charlie flowers or something.
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, I feel you, bethy. fab idea. in fact, I think I'm going to roll out with cunt lillies. you know what a fan I am of cunt. I'd hate for the cunt to feel like I was cheating on it with another word.
Cup said…
Pick up some cock blooms for the perfect arrangement.
Anonymous said…
I work in a flower store all summer.
What do you need?
Dale said…
Sault Ste. Marie? Why not Toronto? We've got flowers here and everything!
Katie Schwartz said…
good idea, bethy. cock and cunt flora. mmm...
Katie Schwartz said…
e-dulch, ya so thoughtful, bubbie. I wish my flower of choice traveled well, I'd hock.
Katie Schwartz said…
I get my casablanca cunts at a local shop here, whole foods or a nosey asshole florist. but, I like him. he's such a bitch. maybe that's why.

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