No, you can see from the smile, that is him giving the keynote speech at an exclusive gentlemen's club in New York, and he has just reached the part of the story that goes like this: "So there was Monica, on her knees, blowing me in the middle of the oval office, and it felt so fucking good that I grabbed her behind the ears like this so she wouldn't pull away when I shot my load..."
Or was it the old chestnut about the time he gave it to Hilary, doggie style....
Or the one where he groped Gennifer Flowers breasts in the elevator....
Or was it the one about the look on Paula Jones face when he described how big his cock was...
Or the one abou tthe time he took Polly Kyle on a pool table...
Or the one with Bobbie Ann Williams in the stretch limo...
it's so true, beth. women of all ages want to get into clinton's pants. I am so hot for that man, my legs just gravitate open at the thought of him. he's enough to send any dame gushing and any queen erect.
a man with that much charisma shouldn't have to keep track. do you remember when bahbra was throwing herself at him back in the day when he originally ran for prezzy? those were the days, honey. those were the days.
THE BIG DOG'S the best. I've watched the Paula Jones deposition many times over and it's clear to me that he committed no crime because he never had INTENT to lie. His attorney specifically asked Trailer Cunt for a list of the acts underlying her claim so that The Dog could answer "yes", "no", or "sort of", but Jones's attorney didn't want that so they could fuck with THE DOG later and the cunt judge sided with Trailer Bitch. The rest is sad history.
Actually, The Dog did commit a sin if not a crime. HE GOT JAMMED UP IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE JACKING AROUND WITH MONICA DOING STUFF WE WERE UP TO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND, DOG. YOU DISGRACED YOUR GENDER. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN TO THE BLUE DRESS. MONICA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEAKING OUT OF ALL THREE PARTS OF THE HOLY TRINITY ON THE REGULAR.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
The non-sequitur post from hell. If I was paying for an opinion, I'd fill out a survey or log into a Dr. Phil forum, or ask a friend. When I check-out at a store, all I want to be asked is, cash, credit or check? "Should you really be buying pretzels", wholey Foods clerkcunt asks. Between us, Glutino Pretzels are gluten/vegan free noshies ta'die for, and one of the greatest organic, diet worthy, health conscious foods created. Not to be eaten every day, but if you want to feel like you're having a real snack on a Saturday afternoon or whenever, they're delish. Back to clerkcunt. "How is the food I buy any of your business?" I asked. "I see you in here a lot and you always buy fresh veggies and fruit. I assumed you were on a diet. Why sabotage yourself?" I walked right over to a manager and said, "Your clerk is stalking me." After explaining what happened, he apologized. We walked back over to clerkcunt. The manager said "Ap...
Okay beautiful babies, All the Way from Oy to Vey is endorsing and promoting the hell out of Obama and Biden. No shit, right? Like you don't know I'm a lefty lucy?! As if you're new to my blog?! What am I, fucktarded underestimating my divine readers?! Forgive Jewgirl for her shortcomings, please. Grazarella. So. News?! I am running a contest on my blog for September and October. Each month's winner will receive a dozen Bojamacakes (cupcakes), courtesy of the divine baking Goddess Jintrinsique , shipped to wherever the winner likes in the U.S. Now that you're drooling. I am, too, by the by. Jintrinsique is sooooo talented in the baked goods department and quite a lovely dame, too. Packaged in exceptional design and presentation, each pastry will make your taste buds climax on the spot. PS: make sure you have wipes and a few paper towels when noshing. Here's the dish to enter the "Wanna Fuck McCunt" Contest 1) Each week, a guest blogger will post an e...
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Or was it the old chestnut about the time he gave it to Hilary, doggie style....
Or the one where he groped Gennifer Flowers breasts in the elevator....
Or was it the one about the look on Paula Jones face when he described how big his cock was...
Or the one abou tthe time he took Polly Kyle on a pool table...
Or the one with Bobbie Ann Williams in the stretch limo...
Or the one where Susan McDougal...
It's easy to lose track, as you can imagine.
Actually, The Dog did commit a sin if not a crime. HE GOT JAMMED UP IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE JACKING AROUND WITH MONICA DOING STUFF WE WERE UP TO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND, DOG. YOU DISGRACED YOUR GENDER. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN TO THE BLUE DRESS. MONICA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEAKING OUT OF ALL THREE PARTS OF THE HOLY TRINITY ON THE REGULAR.
Not doing THAT was the impeachable offense!