bill clinton comes to hil's defense
perhaps that's true. but, what I see and hear when I look at this image is, katie, bring me your pussy to nosh on and finger bang. you don't?
SPEAKING OF ABORTIONS
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Or was it the old chestnut about the time he gave it to Hilary, doggie style....
Or the one where he groped Gennifer Flowers breasts in the elevator....
Or was it the one about the look on Paula Jones face when he described how big his cock was...
Or the one abou tthe time he took Polly Kyle on a pool table...
Or the one with Bobbie Ann Williams in the stretch limo...
Or the one where Susan McDougal...
It's easy to lose track, as you can imagine.
Actually, The Dog did commit a sin if not a crime. HE GOT JAMMED UP IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE JACKING AROUND WITH MONICA DOING STUFF WE WERE UP TO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND, DOG. YOU DISGRACED YOUR GENDER. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN TO THE BLUE DRESS. MONICA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEAKING OUT OF ALL THREE PARTS OF THE HOLY TRINITY ON THE REGULAR.
Not doing THAT was the impeachable offense!