bill clinton comes to hil's defense


perhaps that's true. but, what I see and hear when I look at this image is, katie, bring me your pussy to nosh on and finger bang. you don't?

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Cup said…
What girl doesn't? Or decent man, for that matter ...
8:17 PM
Mountjoy said…
No, you can see from the smile, that is him giving the keynote speech at an exclusive gentlemen's club in New York, and he has just reached the part of the story that goes like this: "So there was Monica, on her knees, blowing me in the middle of the oval office, and it felt so fucking good that I grabbed her behind the ears like this so she wouldn't pull away when I shot my load..."

Or was it the old chestnut about the time he gave it to Hilary, doggie style....

Or the one where he groped Gennifer Flowers breasts in the elevator....

Or was it the one about the look on Paula Jones face when he described how big his cock was...

Or the one abou tthe time he took Polly Kyle on a pool table...

Or the one with Bobbie Ann Williams in the stretch limo...

Or the one where Susan McDougal...

It's easy to lose track, as you can imagine.
9:56 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
it's so true, beth. women of all ages want to get into clinton's pants. I am so hot for that man, my legs just gravitate open at the thought of him. he's enough to send any dame gushing and any queen erect.
10:04 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
a man with that much charisma shouldn't have to keep track. do you remember when bahbra was throwing herself at him back in the day when he originally ran for prezzy? those were the days, honey. those were the days.
10:07 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
it's just that if he's going to fuck a chubby little jew, IT SHOULD BE ME GOD DAMMIT!
10:07 PM
Anonymous said…
I love how you break shit down.
10:26 PM
Al Sensu said…
Got a blue dress?
10:44 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
awww, thanks my little monkeystud muffin.
7:47 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
sensu.. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
7:47 PM
KELSO'S NUTS said…
THE BIG DOG'S the best. I've watched the Paula Jones deposition many times over and it's clear to me that he committed no crime because he never had INTENT to lie. His attorney specifically asked Trailer Cunt for a list of the acts underlying her claim so that The Dog could answer "yes", "no", or "sort of", but Jones's attorney didn't want that so they could fuck with THE DOG later and the cunt judge sided with Trailer Bitch. The rest is sad history.

Actually, The Dog did commit a sin if not a crime. HE GOT JAMMED UP IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE JACKING AROUND WITH MONICA DOING STUFF WE WERE UP TO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND, DOG. YOU DISGRACED YOUR GENDER. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN TO THE BLUE DRESS. MONICA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEAKING OUT OF ALL THREE PARTS OF THE HOLY TRINITY ON THE REGULAR.

Not doing THAT was the impeachable offense!
10:29 AM
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