No, you can see from the smile, that is him giving the keynote speech at an exclusive gentlemen's club in New York, and he has just reached the part of the story that goes like this: "So there was Monica, on her knees, blowing me in the middle of the oval office, and it felt so fucking good that I grabbed her behind the ears like this so she wouldn't pull away when I shot my load..."
Or was it the old chestnut about the time he gave it to Hilary, doggie style....
Or the one where he groped Gennifer Flowers breasts in the elevator....
Or was it the one about the look on Paula Jones face when he described how big his cock was...
Or the one abou tthe time he took Polly Kyle on a pool table...
Or the one with Bobbie Ann Williams in the stretch limo...
it's so true, beth. women of all ages want to get into clinton's pants. I am so hot for that man, my legs just gravitate open at the thought of him. he's enough to send any dame gushing and any queen erect.
a man with that much charisma shouldn't have to keep track. do you remember when bahbra was throwing herself at him back in the day when he originally ran for prezzy? those were the days, honey. those were the days.
THE BIG DOG'S the best. I've watched the Paula Jones deposition many times over and it's clear to me that he committed no crime because he never had INTENT to lie. His attorney specifically asked Trailer Cunt for a list of the acts underlying her claim so that The Dog could answer "yes", "no", or "sort of", but Jones's attorney didn't want that so they could fuck with THE DOG later and the cunt judge sided with Trailer Bitch. The rest is sad history.
Actually, The Dog did commit a sin if not a crime. HE GOT JAMMED UP IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE JACKING AROUND WITH MONICA DOING STUFF WE WERE UP TO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND, DOG. YOU DISGRACED YOUR GENDER. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN TO THE BLUE DRESS. MONICA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEAKING OUT OF ALL THREE PARTS OF THE HOLY TRINITY ON THE REGULAR.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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Or was it the old chestnut about the time he gave it to Hilary, doggie style....
Or the one where he groped Gennifer Flowers breasts in the elevator....
Or was it the one about the look on Paula Jones face when he described how big his cock was...
Or the one abou tthe time he took Polly Kyle on a pool table...
Or the one with Bobbie Ann Williams in the stretch limo...
Or the one where Susan McDougal...
It's easy to lose track, as you can imagine.
Actually, The Dog did commit a sin if not a crime. HE GOT JAMMED UP IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE JACKING AROUND WITH MONICA DOING STUFF WE WERE UP TO IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IN FOR A PENNY IN FOR A POUND, DOG. YOU DISGRACED YOUR GENDER. IT SHOULDN'T HAVE COME DOWN TO THE BLUE DRESS. MONICA SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEAKING OUT OF ALL THREE PARTS OF THE HOLY TRINITY ON THE REGULAR.
Not doing THAT was the impeachable offense!