does leewee masturbate?
I feel like she doesn't. it kind of bothers me. fear not, I have a plan:leewee, here's a masturbation-sex meemish that I wrote just for you. however, you are free to tag a few of our fearless soldierettes.
1. did you lose your virginity to steve cauble or jesus christ?
2. did you masturbate to jesus or another high school crush?
3. have you ever masturbated?
4. if so, do you recall the age and whether or not you had an orgasm?
5. was it vaginal or clitoral?
6. what is the best way to reach a woman's g-spot, and does it involve any "hymns"?
7. do you masturbate weekly, monthly or just on special occasions?
8. do you have a vibrator, a dildo or a shame-o (you know, a homemade vadge ride)?
9. do you feel dirty after you masturbate? if so, how do you cleanse? do you use a special talc?
10. what's your favorite porn? bush christmas or it came upon the midnight clear?
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If we are going to interrogate Lisa on her self abuse history (and lets face it, she ain’t gonna call it self-pleasuring; for god’s children friggin’ the love button can only ever be considered abuse), we need only look at old episodes of the Facts of Life. Lisa probably found god the moment she discovered Nancy McKeon using a chromed motorbike part to work out her third climax of the morning in the ladies room on set. That being the case, I feel comfortable suggesting the following responses:
1. did you lose your virginity to steve cauble or jesus christ?
Neither. Charlotte Rae held me down and one of those black rent a studs who they rolled out as Tootie’s boyfriend, did me on the table in the kitchen set one night after shooting was done.
2. did you masturbate to jesus or another high school crush?
No, but I call his name out every time I come.
3. have you ever masturbated?
Come on! Does a bear shit in the woods? Am I still getting royalties from that crappy TV show I did twenty years ago? Hell yes.
4. if so, do you recall the age and whether or not you had an orgasm?
My minister has told me that female orgasms are evil, and the devil’s work, created to make women promiscuous. Well that what he said after he got me off three times in a row, anyway.
5. was it vaginal or clitoral?
Hell, no, it was anal!
6. what is the best way to reach a woman's g-spot, and does it involve any "hymns"?
Hymn. Her. I don’t give a shit who is pushing my button – if they know how to do the driving, I don’t mind who’s at the wheel.
7. do you masturbate weekly, monthly or just on special occasions?
Well I have a callous on the top of my index finger…
8. do you have a vibrator, a dildo or a shame-o (you know, a homemade vadge ride)?
Vibrators are the devil’s work. Being a macrobiotic vegan, chilled cucumbers are my ride of choice.
9. do you feel dirty after you masturbate? if so, how do you cleanse? do you use a special talc?
Feel dirty? Hell, I look and smell dirty. Only a good irrigation gets rid of that sort of funk. In fact, for a while there, I was thinking of naming my kids “Summer” and “Eve”.
10. what's your favorite porn? bush christmas or it came upon the midnight clear?
Well you know my husband has such a big collection. I kinda like “Mary had a little ram” but if push came to shove, I could go past “Bukakke girls” or my fisting favourite “Extreme Sex XXV: The Search for Seiko”
Tell me she's reading your blog. It will make my day!
I am almost ready to make her jailbait of the week for that.
But my "jailbait" series was supposed to be about of age girls who look young.
Just thought I'd drop by give you a few creepy thoughts for the day.
Love Romius
isn't mount joy's response HYSTERICAL!
leewee has not surfaced as of yet. I think she views me as the anti-christ or maybe the devils work? not sure. do we know?
I pretty much think that sex with blair is like sex with a guy though.
I bet she fucks all selfish like.