Katie Schwartz

I'm homesick today. I'm tired. I have nothing interesting or funny to say. I slept horribly last night. my dog vomited by my head this morning. great wake up call. so aromatic. really. truly disgusting. I owe beautiful beth and the simian stud meems. you know I love meems. still. I suck fat, greezy homeless ass for not doing it yet. I washed my car today. I cleaned my house. I just realized my neighbor from across the street tries to glance through my window to see my tits. I'm a lil' pissed about it actually. it was my sister's b-day on friday. happy birthday kerri berry. I'm retaining a shitload of water. I think I'm ovulating. I just want to watch lawr and ordah and do nothing. but, I can't. I want to sleep, but I can't do that either. I couldn't sport sleep for all the bagels in brooklyn. I haven't hit any of my favey blogs this weekend. I haven't hit my christian zealy blogs either. I haven't been online that much this weekend...

sticky post until tamarah night, so scroll down AFTER and only AFTER you've read this! The Divine Diva bff Amy Guth is hosting the second Fixx Reading Series! You simply must attend. It will be fabulous. Check out the line-up below. The first reading last month was such a smashing, wild success . It was overflowing with peeps. Be sure to get there early. Run. Go. Now. Thursday, July 26th at 7:30pm The Fixx Reading Series Hosted by: Gutharoo The Fixx Coffee Bar 3053 N Sheffield Ave., Chicago The Line-up Charles Blackstone author of The Week You Weren't Here Rick Karlin author of Show Biz Kids Elaine Soloway , author of The Division Street Princess

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working on an essay. it's so hack. hate its fucking guts. I suck un-funny, hedonistic, frum ass. neighbor girl is fighting with bartholomew. I didn't know bartholomew's yelled. it just seems like the kind of name that uses words like, nomenclature and antiquated . the name feels dull and very none yelly. listening to wooden sky (thank you bffer-love'ha-hahd, guthy ), maxwell, joni mitchell, vintage tupac, the tango project and the dixie chicks. love a good shuffle. I'm an aquarius. I'm allowed to have odd mixes. bart is piiiiissed. if a peen talked to me the way he's talking to her, I would send his ass packing faster than I could say fuck you and die, manobee. I spoke with a scotsman today regarding a delivery. I go all weak in the knees when I talk to scotsmen. I can't keep my legs together or concentrate. though, I prefer homegrown boys, reallllllllllllly I do. I have a terrible weakness for scotsmen. when I went to school in the uk, I spent a good a...

handicapping dating is now live on 6s . check it out, yo. not only that... mcevily posted 9, count them 9 6s's that are absolute must reads. run. read. now. LOOK AT ALL THESE 6'S are you plotzing?!?!? I KNOW. ME TOO! "Quin’s If Only She Knew , Jack Swenson’s Tornado , Jennifer Gravley’s Los Angeles , Neil Fox’s Hello Miss , Mr. Schiavo’s Friendship Brings Enjoyment , Joseph Varvara’s Graduation Photo , Madam Z’s Felling Time , Kristen Tsetsi’s Killing People is an Art, he said , and Daniel S. Irwin’s Night Passage . Enjoy!"

I think I just fell in love with cp . yes, I know. I'm not poor george or a peen. I GET IT, OK. he's an mtm'r like me. what he doesn't know is that we both discovered her at the same time with someone we love so much it hurts. cp even has an mtm service . if you're not in love with him right now, I will beat you with a stick.

In this very moment, I can hear one of my neighbors complaining to someone on the phone about how hot he is and how bad his day was. all I want to do is say, when your cunt bleeds at 90 mph and you have hostage vice gripping cramps, you can complain. until then SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WHINY, WRETCHED, VILE, BLOOD & CRAMP FREE COCK SUCKIN BASTARD. I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ahhhhhhh... I feel better now that I got that out. I am hemorrhaging like hunted fresh kill. my poor beav and ovaries. they're on fire. I think the lack of sleep is making me a bit irrational. I wonder.. does lack of sleep affect cramps? my sister is having a horribly painful menses this month, too. we got our periods hours apart this month and every time we're together, our hormones mingle to accelerate the flow and increase the pain. that's never happened to us before. usually our hormones are super good to each other. NO. I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES MY MENSES RIGHT NOW...