Jonesing for a FIXX!

sticky post until tamarah night, so scroll down AFTER and only AFTER you've read this!


The Divine Diva bff Amy Guth is hosting the second Fixx Reading Series! You simply must attend. It will be fabulous. Check out the line-up below. The first reading last month was such a smashing, wild success. It was overflowing with peeps. Be sure to get there early. Run. Go. Now.




Thursday, July 26th at 7:30pm
The Fixx Reading Series
Hosted by: Gutharoo
The Fixx Coffee Bar
3053 N Sheffield Ave., Chicago





The Line-up
Charles Blackstone author of The Week You Weren't Here
Rick Karlin author of Show Biz Kids
Elaine Soloway, author of The Division Street Princess

Comments

Amy Guth said…
You're such a lamb! Thank you.
4:55 PM
Cup said…
Jewgirl, I'll bring the tequila if you bring the scotch. We'll sit in the back to get the hootin' and hollerin' going.
8:18 PM
Madam Z said…
Katie, I've been reading your old posts, from 2006. They're all enjoyable, but "Suit Daddy of Doom" was so good that I want you to get it published for real. Send it somewhere! I love it!
8:03 PM
Joe said…
Well, I got to go this month with my lovely youngest daughter. Let me tell you, that Amy Guth is a class act--she complimented my youngest's choice of hair color right off the bat when we walked in. Made a bright but somewhat shy 15 year old feel right at home.

Fun readings, too. And a great cup of coffee at a reasonable price.
8:35 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Speaking of fixes, just where does one get a Katie-fix? Youse gonna post, or what?
6:54 AM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Hey my Hebrew goddess, I tagged you. You're it.
2:30 PM
KELSO'S NUTS said…
jewgirl:

talk about jonesing!

gee whiz, i've scrtached deep gutters in both arms, been drinking coffee with 18 sugars, and shaking and quivering under a blanet. In Panama. With no A/C. In 96 degree heat. And 99% humidity.

That's how bad my jones for a jewgirl post is.

A woman's got to earn her daily bread, but you got some junkies out here dying on the vine.
2:17 PM
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