Katie Schwartz

as many of you know, I email blair for guidance and to comment on some of her unsavory, anti-christian posts. if she is going to truly represent the body of christ, I expect puritanical zealotry! she never responds, but she's really busy. I'm sure she will one day, and on that day the skys will part and the light will shine on me. I dropped her a line today, you know, to check in. here's the email I sent: hey lees: how's it going? did you and the caubles have a good CHRISTmas? whadya's do? I'm sure it was a big ol' nog fest, huh? did you go to church? I didn't see you there. not that I was there, but I have spies. I'm in the loop. you're not the only broad with a mainline to the big j. I went for chinese and a movie. nothing special. don't worry, I won't admit anything . I hope you know you can email me back. you won't be like damned to hell or anything. hey, do you and steve have CHRISTmas sex? what's the rule on that? do we kno...

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today it occured to me that mary supposedly died a virgin. if it were any other dame, there isn't one broad hopped up on orgams who's heart wouldn't break for her. so, why don't we feel bad for the virgin mary? she never got the penetration, the finger fucking, the fondling, the oral gratification, not one grand finale and poof she's knocked up and donchya know, dead. is giving birth to jesus enough of a reward? shouldn't we feel badly for her? where's the moment of silence for mary's virginity? I for one am extremely blue about the fact that nobody bent mary over and fucked her like a whore because lemme tell ya something, it's a fabulous feeling. every girl should try it, whether she's a straighty or a lezzie. would jesus have been considered a dirty bird and less of a god if he was created out of intercourse? other babies aren't, so what gives? I don't know. I just don't know. but it's givin me ahj.

this is so wrong on every single level. tori and dean on their love "We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present" – an antique platinum ring with an Edwardian oval-shaped sapphire from Neil Lane. "I'd wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical ." Spelling adds that as soon as McDermott proposed, "I immediately started crying and said 'Yes! Again and again and again!' What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly ." I'm not sure what creeps me out the most, the fact that she said they made the baby from their love or the fact that they are procreating. thoughts?

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this is like the season finale for your people. the season finale for my people is october, yom kippur. so, have yourselves a super beautiful christmas . here's something highly entertaining I found over at a favorite blog read of mine, into the sunrise , soy makes you gay !

when I'm a blue jew, god sends me to coffee talk with blair. she's very encouraging that blair, even with her lackeys. she's also graciously implemented a strict don't ask don't tell policy for jews. THANK GOD! anywho... I am very confused about this week's journal entry, the mom time christmas party . there are a lot of anti-christian sentiments that are of great concern to me. I sent her an email last night for some clarity and guidance about it. I'm still waiting to hear back, but I'm filled with the spirit of jesus so it's not like I'm freaking out or anything. dear warnsey: get it? no?! lees, c'mon, facts of life nickname! happy CHRISTmas. you must be like so excited! the season finale is finally here. too cool. I read this week's journal entry, about the mom time annual christmas party at the mall. you gals really seemed to whoop it up doing the, eat like a scavenger hunt game you worked SO hard on. I guess my evite got lost ...