this is like the season finale for your people. the season finale for my people is october, yom kippur. so, have yourselves a super beautiful christmas.
Oy gevalt, I read that nonsense about soy the other day. I think it's only when a guy fucks the tofu while making out with a guy that the gayness starts to leak into the picture. But, maybe I have that totally wrong.
As we walked off Christmas dinner last night through our neighborhood, I was explaining to Procrastinator Jr. just why do Chinese Restaurants stay open for Christmas. Needless to say, for us living near a hospital, we only had three of five Chinese restaurants (idiots!) open, one Indian restaurant and one Thai.
I also explained to him the movie concept and he asked me if gentiles went to, I said, "yes, of course." Then he asked about gentiles that have to work on Christmas and I said, "yes, if they have enough time."
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I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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I LOVE that! I'll remember that next year.
Thanks for the good reading, and happy New Year.
Happy Movie and Lo Mein day, your fabulousness!
We're off for dim sum.
As we walked off Christmas dinner last night through our neighborhood, I was explaining to Procrastinator Jr. just why do Chinese Restaurants stay open for Christmas. Needless to say, for us living near a hospital, we only had three of five Chinese restaurants (idiots!) open, one Indian restaurant and one Thai.
I also explained to him the movie concept and he asked me if gentiles went to, I said, "yes, of course." Then he asked about gentiles that have to work on Christmas and I said, "yes, if they have enough time."