super jewey christmas to ya

this is like the season finale for your people. the season finale for my people is october, yom kippur. so, have yourselves a super beautiful christmas.

here's something highly entertaining I found over at a favorite blog read of mine, into the sunrise, soy makes you gay!

Comments

Joe said…
"this is like the season finale for your people"

I LOVE that! I'll remember that next year.

Thanks for the good reading, and happy New Year.
10:30 AM
Amy Guth said…
Oy gevalt, I read that nonsense about soy the other day. I think it's only when a guy fucks the tofu while making out with a guy that the gayness starts to leak into the picture. But, maybe I have that totally wrong.

Happy Movie and Lo Mein day, your fabulousness!
10:33 AM
Al Sensu said…
OK, that north Pole Dance was disturbing.

We're off for dim sum.
12:04 PM
yournamehere said…
Thanks for the Christmas wishes.
7:37 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"Happy Movie and Lo Mein day, your fabulousness!"

As we walked off Christmas dinner last night through our neighborhood, I was explaining to Procrastinator Jr. just why do Chinese Restaurants stay open for Christmas. Needless to say, for us living near a hospital, we only had three of five Chinese restaurants (idiots!) open, one Indian restaurant and one Thai.

I also explained to him the movie concept and he asked me if gentiles went to, I said, "yes, of course." Then he asked about gentiles that have to work on Christmas and I said, "yes, if they have enough time."
1:15 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
happy new year to you too, bubs!!!
8:27 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
amers, you are SO FUNNY!!! isn't that article just the most--oy.
8:27 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
hope your nosh was grand, sensu. and, what movie did you watch?
8:28 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
wp, that is so funny!!! wp'jr. is gittin' some gud learnin'.
8:29 PM
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