Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
this is like the season finale for your people. the season finale for my people is october, yom kippur. so, have yourselves a super beautiful christmas.
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I LOVE that! I'll remember that next year.
Thanks for the good reading, and happy New Year.
Happy Movie and Lo Mein day, your fabulousness!
We're off for dim sum.
As we walked off Christmas dinner last night through our neighborhood, I was explaining to Procrastinator Jr. just why do Chinese Restaurants stay open for Christmas. Needless to say, for us living near a hospital, we only had three of five Chinese restaurants (idiots!) open, one Indian restaurant and one Thai.
I also explained to him the movie concept and he asked me if gentiles went to, I said, "yes, of course." Then he asked about gentiles that have to work on Christmas and I said, "yes, if they have enough time."