the virgin mary

today it occured to me that mary supposedly died a virgin.

if it were any other dame, there isn't one broad hopped up on orgams who's heart wouldn't break for her. so, why don't we feel bad for the virgin mary? she never got the penetration, the finger fucking, the fondling, the oral gratification, not one grand finale and poof she's knocked up and donchya know, dead.

is giving birth to jesus enough of a reward? shouldn't we feel badly for her? where's the moment of silence for mary's virginity?

I for one am extremely blue about the fact that nobody bent mary over and fucked her like a whore because lemme tell ya something, it's a fabulous feeling. every girl should try it, whether she's a straighty or a lezzie.

would jesus have been considered a dirty bird and less of a god if he was created out of intercourse? other babies aren't, so what gives?

I don't know. I just don't know. but it's givin me ahj.