Katie Schwartz

katie : dude, I think I freaked out my distraction today nicoleo : oh yeah nicoleo : what happened? katie : I developed a really scary case of creepy chick syndrome nicoleo : HAHAHAHAHHAHAH katie : it was bad nicole onicoleo : OMG!!!! nicoleo : hahahahahaha nicoleo : what did you do?! katie : oh dude katie : I can tell you without reservation or hesitation katie : the truth katie : well, I just kinda fuckin lost it katie : got really inapropriately insecure katie : and said, "what's wrong? am I boring you? am I irritating to you? i dont understand what's going on and why you havent emailed me back." katie : then when I didnt hear back katie : because I hadnt FREAKED HIIM OUT ENOUGH katie : I thought, gee, katie, why dont you just terrify the pants off of him katie : so I emailed him again and said, "oh, god, I think I just went all creepy chick syndrome on you. I am so sorry. I think I caught it from a girlfirend. it's really not my personality to creep peopl...

Dear Lord , thank You for this struggle of obedience I am facing. Thank You for giving me an opportunity to choose You over myself. I resolve in my heart to obey You and resist temptation. I will not _________ (do the thing I was planning to do.) Now, Lord, I confess that I need your help. I cannot obey in my own strength. Be my Defender and my Deliverer. You are able to deliver the godly from temptation. Thank You for that. I will give you all the praise for the victory. Help me to walk in obedience with every step. Have mercy on me. I want to choose You. Help me. Give me strength and mercy when I am weak. Battle the forces of darkness on my behalf because of Your goodness. I am your child and servant and I look to You to be bigger than me and take care of me. Thank You, Daddy. for me, the thank you, daddy, just sends it home. I'm talking standing ovation worthy performance in creepiness squared. THANK YOU, DADDY! the shame.....

friday, louie was sedated and x-rayed and oooh, did he do famously! his surgeon said he's healing beautifully, absolutely beautifully! she couldn't believe it. my parents both had pretty major surgery's this year and afterwards, they were encouraged to walk; so, four weeks into louie jew's surgery, I let him walk, a lot. a mother knows... as a result, his muscles are strong. no atrophy. and he's in miraculous shape. he can start walking a bit more now, maybe running a little bit and by next month, he'll be back to his old self again. is that fab or is that fab!!! SO GLAD I TRUSTED MY INSTINCTS.

1. it's cliche and I HATE cliches 2. who wants to live on low self-esteem way intersecting I hate myself lane?! 3. I'm so not an amber frey bridesmaid to be. 4. what if he's idiot boy who whacks his wife because he's too much of a puss to ask for a divorce?! like I really need that drama in my life. 5. fucking married men is so twenty-something. 6. being on the recieving end of, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, is refreshing and delightful. 7. are dirty little secrets making a comeback? 8. listening to a man whine about his ball and chain is hot because?! 9. ga head. be with a married man. you want to be the bitch he's cheating on in a few months from now? knock yaself out. 10. married men are vortexes of need.

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insomnia... what a mother bitch. pulled a muscle in my shoulder blade precipitated by titskea from hell, weight. I'm so irritated and in pain. gee, I wonder if I'll wake up with a yeast infection. a girl can dream. nicoleo sent me an article in the daily koss about the ever growing homeless middle class . you have to read it. it's terrifying and very important. George W. Knox, director of the National Gang Crime Research Center, said, In order to understand any subculture, be it al-Qaida, witches, devil worshippers or gangs, you have to be able to know their own language. I'm trying to wrap my head around al-qaida, witches and devil worshippers being in the same league. but, I'm having a real hard time with it. how are witches a threat to national security again? I don't recall reading about any devil worshippers keen on suicide bombings. you?

1. cramps of epic proportions. 2. being a hostage to a microscopic egg that gives entirely new meaning to tsunami 3. getting to wear fly encycolpedias between your legs for seven fucking days. 4. when you have no desire to speak with someone who asks you how you're doing, say, menstruating. you? they glare disdainfully and bolt. 5. blood stains are hot. 6. crying at lifetime television for women, semicolon movie commercials... and considering watching them. ewww. 7. water retention is slimming. 8. craving salt. no sugar. no salt. no, sugar, god dammit. 9. ferocious headaches that make your brain feel like it's being split in two with a jack hammer and eaten by hannibal lechter. 10. oil slick worthy skin and abnormally giant blemishes.