Friday, August 29, 2008

And Now A Word From Coco's Cavernous...


... Say it with me.

Thanks to my good friend Teeny for sending me this ginormous shot of Coco Grand Rapids and some research on Coco's website, she has a lot to say. Or should I say alot to say.

In case you were wondering about Coco's breasts and if they're real, here are the facts straight from her V, also found on the BIO link: "My breasts have been enhanced (ya don't say?!) and they've been done since late in my 18 years age (that's a sentence I'd want to repeat). I've always had nice sized breast (breastSSSSSSS) but I just wanted them to fit my shape and I love to go braless" (forTUNAtely, your breasts will survive you, and your braless corpse can bounce into eternity. Happy?).

If you log onto her site and hit BLOG ATTACK, you'll see this dandy note, too: "Blog Attack (with an image of big red lips) A lot of ugly blogs are out there saying some really mean things about your Coco. It's easy when no one ever says anything back. Speak up on my behalf. Pick a link (I didn't see my fucking link. We're supposed to guess?! You're making us think?) and fire away. Let them know how you feel. Attack! (that's butch)"

Love,
Coco's ....

14 comments:

FranIAm said...

I hear they are offering guided tours of the great vaginal valley and mountain climbing excursions on those hills up thar!

Katie, you could be her English tutor. It would make a luv-er-ly modern day cuntilicious modern day "My Fair Lady: The Coco Chronicles" sort of thing.

Think about it. Breast, alot and 18 years age would be in Coco's past and you will have provided a real pubic, I mean public service.

travelingman said...

Is this some girl from Jersey on crack who in her spare time makes really bad porno movies with munts?

She looks like a train wreck either way, someone please tell her that pants are not flattering when they look painted on and actually "lift and separate" ones privates....

Tanya Espanya said...

Snort! Who loves ya, Katiecakes? I'm always on the prowl for all things Coco (or is kookoo) for you.

Did some new immigrant with a poor grasp of English write her site? Chopped up sentence fragments...breast always in the singular...weird phrasing...

Does that link say Blog Attach? Attach? Attach to what?

No mention of her husband, Ice-T, aka Fin Tutuola on Low & Ordure, SVU?

What kills me is that I'm drawn to her face...she seems kind, if a bit dumb. Okay, alot dumb...see what I did there, with the 'alot'?

I need to go rest my head now.

Katie Schwartz said...

FranIAm, always so on the money, girl. You had me at "guided tours". I once blogged about cities and men trapped inside coco's vadge, incapable of finding their way out.

I would think a person could really get sucked into the abyss of those massive lips.

I think WE should teach her how to talk.

Katie Schwartz said...

TravelingManRick. You are looking at Coco Marie, Ice-T's wife's vagina. Her lips are infamous, all over the world wide web.

Believe it or not, there are images on my blog portraying an even BIGGER split knish. Can you stand it?!

Speaking for myself, I like to keep my lips together at all times. I'd hate for them to think they were enemies.

Katie Schwartz said...

Teeny, you're adoreeblay and thoughtful. Thanks for sending the picky-wicky.

I agree with you and think she prally is a kind person. Not the sharpest needle in the haystack, but sweet. That matters.

I do so love ripping on the taco-ha.

Dale said...

Careful your blog doesn't get attacked and disappear in her cavernous...

Hey, she has merch! There are limited quantities of her autographed headshot. I wonder if you sent her some specific wording you wanted on it if she'd be able to get it right?

Romius T. said...

hi katie

I just made this post my blog friend of the day!

Katie Schwartz said...

POTD, let's come up with a request and e-stalk it over to her. Wanna?

Good point, can you imagine if my blog got sucked into Coco's vagina? Oooh, I worry so.

Katie Schwartz said...

Sweet Romius, I am honored. I blogged about it and you.

Love the picky. You're wrong on so many levels. Never change.

karenzipdrive said...

Coco has some bodacious cameltoe.
Are we sure this is a woman?

Katie Schwartz said...

That's the word on the street. If you hit my archives, you'll see split aparts like you've never seen in your life. I feel lips should be together.

FranIAm said...

Cameltoe? It is more like a fucking camel foot!

Proud2bHumble said...

Ice-T bagged her...emuff said.

;-}

 

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