Sex and Politics

From my friend Patrick, Cabbage Patch Politics: Where McCain and Obama Can Both Win. Ha.

Obama Leads or Is Tied in 8 Key States, fab.

If we can turn our heads for just a wee minute from politics to, oh, I don't know, SEX. I have some delicious dish. My good friend Al Sensu is dispensing SEX ADVICE on Hard and Fast. Oh, man, this child was born to drop pearls of cum laced wisdom. Check it out, yo. You will not be disappointed:

Deep Throat (you want to do it or get it), Anal Angst (how many times have we all said that?), I Lost my Female Best Friend (awww. I feel for the guy).

After the read, e-stalk Al for advice. I have. Knock wood, I can now suck a bagel through an Asian man's cock. We all need a trick of the trade.

God, I hope my father doesn't read that last bit...

Comments

Cup said…
I think I saw that bagel trick one night in Bangkok.
7:50 PM
Cormac Brown said…
Oh sure, you post these when The Kid is the room, sheesh.
7:59 PM
Sara said…
My mother could read it, she wouldn't get it! Although she has gotten smarter in her older years. Now if she doesn't understand something, it must be about sex. As luck would have it, I just found a source of bagels in Chengdu! I must be getting old, all I can think about is lox and cream cheese.
8:35 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Way to make your father proud girl. :)
9:14 PM
Dale said…
Why? Is your father Asian?
4:45 AM
Randal Graves said…
Next time you plan on posting about sex, please don't put pictures of politicians in the post as well, I don't care that they're Cabbage Patchers. Now I have to go wash my brain out with some porn.
7:15 AM
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