OvaFlo


Oh, that Bubbsie is THE SHIT. He kicks ass hard and couldn't be more flawless if he tried. He sent me this fabbylish license plate with commentary and awwwl.
I don't know if the plate is supposed to reflect the Texan pronunciation of "overflow", or what. All I know is, you must have been in my subconscious
because the first thing I thought was the driver of this car is advertising her successful ovulation and/or menses: "ova" and "flo"
Hilar squared or what, children?!


Thank you, bubbsie :)

Comments

Anonymous said…
Can you hear my loud, classless guffawing all the way across the country? Cause someone just banged on the wall and told me to keep it down!
6:11 PM
Fran said…
Bubs- that is some funny shit from the man!
9:27 PM
Joe said…
Katie, you are TOO kind. I think me and my better half are going to have to invent a cocktail in your name.
12:11 PM
Freida Bee said…
This ovaflo surge does not bode well for ovatine...

Ughgh (I know.)
2:13 PM
Bacon Lady said…
This made me giggle. I like to giggle.

Genius.
2:26 PM
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