Finger Bang Vadge


A few days ago, I wrote about Big Vaginas, remember? Today, Bubbsie sent me the most fabulous link about the dangers of vaginal rejuvenation. FINALLY broads get to see that there really is a downside and that our wadgeys are fine just as God created them.



When I asked him if I could post it, he said, "Of COURSE you should post it! That's why I sent it to you--I get clowns and perverts, you get vagina's." Is that hilar squared or what?!

Comments

Mauigirl said…
Thank goodness, some surgery I won't need to have! I have enough medical procedures as it is, LOL!
7:38 PM
Al Sensu said…
God sometimes stretches them during childbirth. But that, like gravity and old age, comes with the territory. Life goes on. Our bodies change. Get used to it.
10:29 PM
Anonymous said…
God sometimes streches them during other events as well (ah, memories)

My vagina is un-rejuvenated, at times even world-weary and cynical, yet it posesses a certain gravitas. It's been to the moutaintop. This is not it's first rodeo...what? Excuse me, my vagina has told me to shut up
1:26 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mauigirl, can you imagine?! the very idea of spreading for a doctor to butcher my meaty jew lips is so NOT an option. you will love my vulva as it is or not.
9:50 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
exactly sensalish, totally agreed. celebrate it. don't change it.
9:51 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
virgodiva, you know you made me scream, right?! I was howling from that comment.
9:51 PM
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