Wednesday, September 12, 2007

from papa schwartz



NEW DEMOCRATIC BUMPER STICKERS FOR '08


1. Bush: End of an Error

2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First

4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran.

5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow Jobs Anymore

11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

13. Whose God Do You Kill For?

14. Jail to the Chief

15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?

16. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

17. Bad President! No Banana.

18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

20. Is It Vietnam Yet?

21. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?

23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

24. Dubya, Your Dad Should'a Pulled Out, Too

25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

26. Pray For Impeachment

27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

28. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?

29. One Nation Under Clod

30. 2004: Embarrassed. 2005: Horrified. 2006: Terrified

31. Bush Never Exhaled

32. At Least Nixon Resigned...

12 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Papa Schwartz rocks the fucking world.

Freida Bee said...

This is a collection of eloquence!

J.D. said...

Brillante!

Distributorcap said...

you mean bush is not a good president

l'shana tovah

Writeprocrastinator said...

Amazingly, I haven't seen numbers five through ten in San Francisco, plus about a dozen other of the bumperstickers.

I'd laugh, except some of them aren't jokes anymore, as much as they've become absurd facts.

Hey, I've got the pick-up line for you for the High Holys...

If you've got the Challah, I've got the honey...







...oh, that bad, huh?

Evil Spock said...

Would you like to run Evil Spock's 2012 campaign? Evil Spock needs a good propaganda ministeress . . .

Madam Z said...

Omigod! I'm going to have to get 31 more cars so I can display all these bumper stickers. Papa Schwartz is divine!

rhet said...

A people get the president they deserve.

I liked:

"What spreads faster than radiation? Jane Fonda!"

A bit dated but still funny. Just like:

"More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants"

Again a bit dated.
I lost contact with pop culture in 1976 - sue me!

rhet said...

The third person should be used for exactly that, third people. People who refer to themselves in the third person should be eaten by rats. "Come and sit on Santa's knee". I don't fucking think so. It's "come and sit on MY knee", you fat, old beardy cunt.

Coaster Punchman said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That made my evening1

jewgirl said...

ya's are all so fabulous... your comments rock.

wp, that is the best pick up line evah.

rhetsky, very funny.

evil spock, YES! YES! YES!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

#17 is the best Bush crack I've heard yet.

 

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