I got my first christian spam!!


music for god spammed me. I am disappointed. they didn't even bother to read the post before spreading the virus.

MusicForGod.org said... Watch Christian music videos and place them on your MySpace or blog.

you'd think they would've had something to say about this prior to cumming all over my blog with his word.



here it is: I highly doubt jesus is disappointed. in fact, he's probably downing cunteeni's by the dozen. three weeks of non-stop chatter from p-cunt whilst in the clink would drive anyone to drink, even the most humanitarian fellah.


a girl can dream...

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Joe said…
They probably just got the memo from Der Popenführer on restoring the Tridentine Mass, complete with the prayer for converting the Jew. So, natch, first thing they do is spam you to try and win you over.
8:42 PM
KELSO'S NUTS said…
We've got to pound these fuckers hard, folks.

At first I thought it was a joke, and I almost claimed credit for it, but I'm too honest.

BUT HERE IT THE KELSO MANIFESTO TO MUSICFORGOD.ORG:

Do not spam mi paisana's blog again! And we Jews by the way think you Right-Wing Christian douchebags are useless other than for fetching shit for us and letting us steal your money, your women (men) to use as fuck toys, and if Jesus himself met you -- he'd kick you in the nuts. Good riddance.
10:46 PM
Amy Guth said…
Haha, I got a Christian debt consolidation email the other day. So misdirected for so many reasons. Oy.
10:17 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
My well meaning sister sends me a lot of Chrisitan chain letters. (Note: she is a devout Christian though not a Kristian.)

Unfortunately she is not always tuned into the political world so she doesn't always know the difference. I try to explain to her gently that forwarding things like "they want to take "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance! How horrible!" she is siding with the wrong people. She's just more like "God is good, we shouldn't want to kick God out!" - and if that were the only issue, fine. She doesn't see that things like that are just a drop in the bucket out of the universe of religious evils the Kristian-would-be government would like to impose on us.

Anyhoo, I will forward you all her emails like this as a community art project.
6:19 AM
Eebie said…
I get those every so often from friends and family. Never had a spam though. They are really pulling out the big guns in their attack.

I do like CP's comment that there is a big difference between people who enjoy the life versus those trying to set a government agenda.
7:46 PM
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