BUBS SAID CUNT!


I have a tear in my eye and joy in my heart. our bubbsie said CUNT. I am kvelling. I am plotzing AND kvelling. bubbsie, this is HUGE!!! everyone race over to bubbsie's blog and congratulate him. this was no easy thing to do. this took a lot of work and time.



I am so proud of you, bubbsie. you have made this feminist jewgirl very happy!!! is mrs. bubbsie equally thrilled?!?!?! how do you feel? do you feel differently? are you empowered? uncomfortable? excited? what? spill, child, spill!



look, he really said it. here. don't believe me, look! (below. edited version)

Bubs said... bless us all with your groovy pictures and cunt talk.There. Are you happy now?

Comments

Anonymous said…
There is a god!
And she is a woman!
7:55 AM
Johnny Yen said…
That zany Bubs...

Kim and I were fortunate enough to spend some time with Bubs and his lovely bride. They came into the city for the Old Town Folk and Roots fest to see The Knitters (former members of X and the Blasters).
8:51 AM
Cup said…
If I use balls in a sentence, will you cheer me on?
9:19 AM
Anonymous said…
If they are mine, I'll cheer you on beth!
10:21 AM
Joe said…
Now, Katie, don't expect me to go all crazy now and start running around using the c-word all willy-nilly.

But I'm happy that you're happy.
7:25 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
Unfortunately, a lot of the ladies get mad at us guys for using that word. And when you're a guy, the argument that "my friend Katie (or another female) told me to" doesn't get you very far. What to do then, Katelah?
6:15 AM
Anonymous said…
coaster punchman
You need to avoid women that accept the appelation "Ladies" and seek out women that embrace "Cunt".
You will thank me in the long run.
9:04 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
Ha! I like that.
3:09 PM
Dale said…
I've managed to get nearly every woman I work with to say it at one time or another. I guess there's nothing left for me to do there. Except get the rest of you cunts to do it. Hi Katie!
7:10 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
I LOVE YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW, RHET!!!!
7:51 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
yensky, ya's met?! I loooove that.
7:55 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
bethy, ya such a wise ass. NEVAH'EVAH change.
7:55 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
bubs, don't tell me you're breaking up with cunt just yet. I want a few more hits, please. PLEASE, BUBBSIE, PLEASE!!!
7:56 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
cp, I know it's true. I know you're right. I've had women and men get so offended when I say cunt. hi. I own a cunt. little credit please.

I say go for it. keep going for it. we have to normalize cunt. it's beautiful and fabulous.
8:00 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
POTD, I am SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!!!! hi back, ya big hot stud.
8:00 PM
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