Saturday, May 26, 2007

jessica simpson's pearls

photo credit: courtesy of our beloved lewchers. (thank you, dahlink. this made my day).

that jessica simpson is so thoughtful. she's dispensing more introspective advice to those in need.

"Hey everyone. I hope you are all doing well! I am getting ready to start MAJOR MOVIE STAR and I am so excited! I just got back from spending some time in Europe, and while I was there I visited many museums, and have been reading about different artists. I have also been writing a lot in my journal recently.

I was reading a book about Michelangelo and there were 2 quotes that caught my attention "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." Michelangelo" Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing."

These quotes inspired me to write the below passage. I hope you can find your own individual meaning in it, as I keep coming back to it and find new strength.

"Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we've mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this...What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action? Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I've discovered somewhere worth traveling to...In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I'm left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery."

fyi: I'm about to realllllly get my cunt on right now.

dear jessica,

in order to have discovery, you need to have a brain. this isn't something you have to worry about in this lifetime.



Tanya Espanya said...

The only pearls Jessica Simpson has are 'pearl necklaces'.

Mister Mxyzptlk said...

Katie and Tanya are so mean, Jessica!

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart and you'll never walk alone, you'll never walk alone!

Romius T. said...

Hey that big titted girl has a brain! I hear her IQ is 160 which is almost as good as mine!

I think the two quotes she read are the two quotes on the back of the book.

I guess reading takes too much time when you are inflating helium baloons in your chest.

Mountjoy said...

You women are SOOOOOO cruel. I mean we now know that not only does Jessica have huge breasts, no brain, and a mouth that has "BJ" written all over it, but she has also proved she can actually read. On the household usefulness scale she's now surpassing a lot of whitegoods, you know....

Amy Guth said...

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"

I rest my case.

Viva Schwartzy!

Dale said...

If we bury her in marble, what happens?


I just watched a biography of good old Mike and am near the end of reading The Agony and The Ecstasy. Do I qualify for more journal pages? You know I wish that I was Jessie's girl.

Coaster Punchman said...

Oh well, she still has more money that we do - so maybe we should be following her advice? I'd take another pearl necklace for a cool mill. Does that make me a whore? Good.


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