astonishing adventures magazine

shalomers laaahvahs....



any pulp writers amongst us???? did you know that lewchers has started a fan-fuck-off-tastic pulp magazine called astonishing adventures?!?!?! pulp writers run like a dawg and submit. this magazine will be, well, ASTONISHING!



the line up of writers so far is enough to make your vulva lips twitch and your cock hard as a rock.



lewch is deliriously intelligent and a wildly talented writer and editor-in-chief. if you're not a pulp writer, support his magazine. read it and tell everyone you know about it.



ps: be friends with astonishing on myspace.


ppss: don't call him chief. he haaaaaaaaates that. so, call him chief. kidding, lewch, kidding.

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
Lewch! Lewch! Lewch!
10:56 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Goooooooooo John Don!
10:56 PM
Dale said…
Chief Lewch. What a guy huh? Exciting news, can't wait to see/read it.
6:48 PM
EditorJDC said…
You silly rabbit.

JDC
12:12 PM
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