jessica simpson and john mayer

jessica simpson must give other wordly head. like I'm talking the ability to suck a bagel through an asian man's cock. otherwise how does this a union make?

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Mountjoy said…
Now, now, Katie. You have to grow a penis and dose yourself with testosterone before you will understand this one:

Knobbing Jessica would be like knobbing your own Barbie; massive boobs, big brassy blonde hair, enormous suck-the-chrome-of-a-tow-ball mouth, and a vacuous head that you could fill with all manner of debauched bedroom suggestions, on the grounds that "it's okay honey, everyone does that these days..."

What guy that has blood flowing to his glans is gonna think that is a bad idea. Even if it's just for a month.
5:43 PM
Nicky said…
John Mayer is very deceptive. He sings all breathy and low about "your body is a wonderland" blah blah blah, "be good to your daughters" blah blah blah I am a sensitive man, but I think in reality he is just a frat boy with long shaggy hair and a rumpled vintage overshirt. So in that sense it's a good match.
6:24 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Hah-HAH!

Yeah, I don't get this relationship either, it should've been over a long time ago, unless she does something for inner high school nerd that he didn't quite grow out of.
8:27 PM
Lydia said…
Maybe they're just in love. It's possible to just be in love with someone stupid.
8:01 PM
Al Sensu said…
My vote is with Mountjoy.
8:13 PM
Romius T. said…
Mr. Mountjoy is correct. I thought the opposite. Who is this douchebag with Jess Jess?

I bet he looks like shit with his shirt off. Not a thing like that pile of man beef she was married to.

I mean I still think Jessica is hotter than her old husband , don't get me wrong. I am just saying..
11:23 PM
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