Monday, March 26, 2007

bill clinton wants to save tv land

Baby boomer Clinton goes to bat for TV Land

By Paul J. Gough
March 26, 2007

"As you know, my wife is away, so I'm home alone a lot," Clinton said of Sen. Hillary Clinton, who is running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2008. "I'm particularly grateful to TV Land for giving me something to do at night."



ok, that's a joke, right? the part about being home alone a lot and not having anything else to do but watch tv land. there isn't a heterosexual liberal lolita out there who doesn't want to suck or fuck bill's bat. I'm probably the only fat jew dame in the free fuckin world who hasn't been granted the privilege of being his oral service provider.



what am I? chopped livah! I will SO dress up as lucy and he can play hoss and we can fuck on dirt. or, I can suck him while he rides in on his big boy horse.

4 comments:

Evil Spock said...

Gotta remember your blog may not be safe for work . . .

Oh, and who the hell watches TV Land?!? Evil Spock always thought Bill was a Comedy Central/BET kind of guy.

Lydia said...

I love him.

Al Sensu said...

"I'm probably the only fat jew dame in the free fuckin world who hasn't been granted the privilege of being his oral service provider."

It's only because he hasn't met you.

Mountjoy said...

Bill Clinton? I see him and can't get past the four raunchiest words a President has ever uttered: "I'll smoke that later..."

THAT is a commander in chief!

 

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